Reaction & Review | Godzilla vs. Hedorah

Welcome, ladies and gentlemen, to the "Kaiju Marathon" here on Reaction & Review. Tonight, guys, I'm gonna be checking out a film from 1971. That movie is "Godzilla vs. Hedorah".

Now I'll let you guys know right up front that I know almost nothing about the monster Godzilla is facing. Shit, I barely know anything about any of the other foes that Godzilla has faced, aside from the obvious ones like King Ghidorah, Mothra, and MechaGodzilla to name a few. I could also mention the alien spaceship from "Godzilla 2000" as well, though I almost forgot about that one myself.

Now setting that aside, I do know this movie was originally released in the U.S. as "Godzilla vs. The Smog Monster". However, unlike the previous film in this marathon, which was "Gammera The Invincible", this one does have it's original name, and the option to watch either the English or Japanese version of this movie. And just for clarifications sake, I will be covering the English dub since I've never seen it before. (SPOILER: That clarification will age poorly)

One other quick thing I wanted to mention before I start watching this movie is something I noticed on the back of it's DVD case, where it brings up certain information that may end up hampering this movie a bit. See, this movie mentions how humans are "destroying the environment" which causes this monster, Hedorah, to make it's appearance. And part of me is fearing that it's potential messaging might hurt this movie. Not that I'm saying that it needs a message, however, if it over-eclipses this movie at all, I fear that it may end up destroying it.

Now I'm hoping that it's not the case and whatever messaging it wants to give out will be kept to a minimum. I'm certainly hoping for this movie to be really entertaining, but I won't know for sure unless I shut up and I push play, and I'm gonna do that right now. So, without further ado, it's time to kick back, relax, and check out "Godzilla vs. Hedorah".

3 minutes later

Well, guys, I am willing to say that this opening song here is actually halfway decent. You guys can't hear it for obvious reasons, but I'm actually kinda digging this opening song here. So, at least we're off to a decent start.

3 minutes later

Wait, so this kid actually thinks that the big tadpole the older guy caught earlier is from the same monster that was on their TV screen. How the fuck did he come to that conclusion? The only difference between the tadpole and that monster is that the monster had big red eyes. So again, I must ask, how does this kid know that the tadpole is also the same as that monster? I'm really curious here.

9 minutes later

So Godzilla's response to seeing all this shit that's been dumped in the water is to basically set it on fire with his breath. I don't really know if setting garbage on fire is actually to help things at all, but at least it would be a start, I guess. Oh, wait, apparently, it's all in this kid's dream. Well, even *if* Godzilla were to actually attempt it for real, I still don't think it would actually help much. But that's just me.

6 minutes later

You know, guys, this song here that this lady is singing sounds pretty cool. I just wish there were subtitles for this song because apparently the people who worked on the subtitles probably forgot to add them for some strange just reason. Just something I noticed is all.

11 minutes later

Hold up! Did this news anchor seriously just ask where did Hedorah come from? It came from the fucking water! OK yes, I know it's technically the sludge that we humans caused or some such BS, but just a moment ago, the news anchor mentioned that this could be the same Hedorah that destroyed the tankers, which also came from the water! Christ, I thought we already established at least this much already, but I guess not apparently.

8 minutes later

O...K, so Hedorah was just behind them the whole time. And it's also eating a bunch of cars at once with it's tentacles. At least now I know it feeds on more than just toxic gas.

2 minutes later

Oh, and Hedorah's effects are now having a full effect on people as I just saw a couple of them whither away into their skeletal forms. Well, that's certainly good and nasty, I'll say that.

13 minutes later

You know what, guys, I'm actually really happy to see Godzilla appear right now, because this film was starting to become a little bit dull. Mind you, it hasn't been horrible or anything, it's just nowhere near as good as I was hoping for it to be. Though I'll get into all that later when I start covering this movie.

5 minutes later

Sure, just keep throwing fire torches at Hedorah as he's slowly coming towards you, even though it's obviously not working. Oh...and now they're all just bones now thanks to Hedorah. Well, at least Hedorah is still making progress with their work for better or worse.

16 minutes later

So Godzilla used his atomic breath to activate the electrodes that the military set up in order to electrocute Hedorah. I didn't think that his atomic breath could actually work that way, but hey, at least it seems to be working.

2 minutes later

Wait, so this was the movie that Godzilla used his atomic breath to make himself fly like an air balloon? Well, I gotta say...it's just about as goofy as I remembered it to be when I saw that scene from a long time ago. I just didn't remember which movie it came from. But still, at least I know where that scene came from. Which is always cool to know.

The Review

Well, guys, that was "Godzilla vs. Hedorah". Let me go ahead and shut the movie off here...OK. Well, where to start with this one?

I might as well just start with writing. Now earlier, I mentioned that I skimmed the back of the DVD case for the synopsis of this movie's plot, and I noticed that it was going to play up it's messaging about stuff like how our pollution is killing the environment, which is how Hedorah gets born, and we should do more to save it. And I feared, going in, that it was going to be a ham-fisted message that would ultimately destroy this movie. So now that I've seen the whole film, how much of that does come into play? Well, I will say that while that messaging does appear here, it's not as heavy-handed as I thought it was going to be. For the most part, it's kept to a minimum. And like I said earlier, I don't have a problem with movies having a message, as long as it's not your primary concern when making your movie. And like I already said, this movie doesn't go too overboard with it's messaging. Which I'm always happy to see.

Now with that said, I want to talk about the film's tone next. Now I have a feeling that this movie was probably aimed towards kids, in a way. Allow me to explain. See, my theory is that this film was probably either the start of, or somewhere in the middle of the era, where the Godzilla franchise was at it's more goofiest. I say that, because this movie is trying to aim at being a light-hearted comedy, mixed in with some really goofy moments, such as the scene I mentioned earlier where Godzilla used his atomic breath to make himself as a literal hot-air balloon to fly. And I don't have a problem with that because Godzilla is easy to market towards kids, especially in Japan.

That being said, however, I feel like the filmmakers wanted to add in some of their own weird imagery to it that might not be suitable for children. A big example of that would be whenever you get to see the skeletal bodies of people after they were covered in Hedorah's smog, which is honestly really disturbing imagery, and I don't know how I would feel if I ever saw this movie as a kid for the first time back then. Maybe it was the norm back in 1971, I don't know, but, to me, it just feels like mixed messaging on what the filmmakers wanted to accomplish here with the film's tone. Also, the psychedelic stuff that they add in here is also kinda odd as well, although considering this movie came out in 1971, I probably shouldn't be too surprised that it's in here either.

One other problem I wanted to mention is the pacing, which, I will say that it's nowhere near as bad as it was in "Gammera The Invincible", where that film was just slow all over the place. However, that doesn't mean that this movie does not have that sort of problem, too. It's mainly an issue during the last fight between Godzilla and Hedorah, where it just kinda goes on for a bit too long for my tastes. That, and the bonfire sequence where most of the people just gather there to dance. The rest of the pacing here is fine, and what's funny about all this is that both this and "Gammera The Invincible" had the exact same runtime of 86 minutes, yet this movie was able to do it better than the former. Which is kinda ironic to me. Our characters are honestly just there, really. There's not much I can say about them, other than the fact that they just exist. They're not terribly annoying, mind you, they're just sorta forgettable, really.

But yeah, guys, the writing here is a little bit of a mixed bag. It's doesn't lean into being bad, but it is still a little bit flawed, what with the somewhat slow pacing and the story being a little bit too goofy at times. And also, the darker bits kinda get in the way of it, which is what makes the tone here feel uneven. But still, the writing here is passable. Now as for the acting, upon starting the film up, I ended up watching the Japanese dub with English subtitles. Now by choice, of course, since there's an English dub here, however, I opted to watch it with what was automatically given to me. And I will say the acting here is pretty good, save for the kid who is a big fan of Godzilla, and his acting is terrible. And being that he's a child actor, I feared that he was going to get more screentime of the entire cast. Thankfully, that's not entirely the case, as he gets about the same amount of screentime as most of the other main cast members in this movie do. Granted, that may not be saying much to credit due to his terrible acting skills, but at least it's still kinda minimal. So anyway, guys, for the most part, the acting here is pretty decent.

Special effects are actually pretty good. When it comes to the suitwork involving our main Kaiju's for this movie, both of them look pretty good. Godzilla, from this period, is a little more expressive here. Not so much in facial expressions, since it doesn't really change at all, but more his body language, since he doesn't act like a complete monster here. Speaking of, Hedorah is the complete opposite, since he is a total monster in this movie. And when it comes to the suitwork involving Hedorah, it actually looks pretty good, too. Although, and maybe this is just more of a pet peeve, I can kinda notice whenever Hedorah starts to jump, and you can obviously tell that it's someone's leg trying to make a jump. Now I can sorta forgive this one because I imagine it would be sorta difficult to try and design a creature that was originally a tadpole to begin with and it's mostly just a smog monster that doesn't really have legs. Though when you see it start to jump, you can't help but notice. At least, I did, anyway. And it's probably not gonna be noticed by anyone else unless you were someone like me who notices these sorts of details.

Other effects like the visual effects are pretty good, as is the miniatures as well. So yeah, special effects are pretty good overall. Camerawork here is fine, as is lighting and sound-mixing. And as for the music, well, it's kind of interesting, because most of it is pretty good. The opening song almost felt like a parody of a James Bond opening, and the other songs sound like the kind of music you would hear from the early 70's, such as the rock music that feels less like rock and more so like that weird hippie-style music. Mind you, when I say it's weird, I'm not saying that as a bad thing. It's actually pretty decent here. Granted, I'm not gonna be humming it anytime soon, but it's still pretty good for what was used for this movie. So I can give music here another positive.

Ultimately, guys, when all is said and done, am I able to recommend "Godzilla vs. Hedorah"? Kind of, yes. If you're someone who's into Godzilla movies and you haven't seen this one yet, then go ahead and check it out. If want to show this one to kids and they're also fans of Godzilla, then sure, I could probably recommend it as well, although I do have to warn you that some of the imagery in this movie that I talked about earlier might scare some kids. Though I'll leave that for you to decide. As for me, I thought it was just okay. I might give it another watch and see if it'll improve on future viewings. I'm not sure if it will or not, but I still kinda enjoyed this movie. So anyway,  I'm gonna go and rewatch "Godzilla 2000", and see if that one actually has improved at all on a second viewing. Cause I haven't seen it since I reviewed it and I'm curious to know if it still holds up at all.

So anyway, guys, with that, we come to the close of another Reaction & Review. Until next time, ladies and gentlemen, take care, and I will see you all later. Peace.

Reaction & Review | Gammera The Invincible

Welcome, ladies and gentlemen, to the "Kaiju Marathon" here on Reaction & Review. Yes, guys, I'm doing a brand new themed marathon this month, where I'm taking a look at a genre of films that I've always wanted to cover more of, which would be Kaiju flicks. And I'm gonna kick things off with a kaiju that I've had a bit of a run-in before on this series, several times. The movie came out in 1965. That movie is "Gammera The Invincible".

Now, I'm sorta cheating with the year on this one. See, this movie was originally released in 1965 as "Gamera, The Monster" in Japan. However, when this film came over to the U.S., they changed the name almost entirely. And the thing strikes me right away is how Gamera's name is spelled out here. I don't know why exactly they added an extra "m" to it's name. And the thing that strikes me as even weirder is that they kept that name through all future releases, including on DVD and Blu-ray. Maybe there's an actual reason that I haven't looked up on because I'm kinda lazy to look it up myself. All I know is that it just seems like a slight mis-translation to me.

But anyway, setting aside that little controversy, I do know that this movie is the very first film to feature Gamera. And as I said earlier, I've had few encounters with this particular kaiju, because a couple of years ago, I reviewed the Gamera trilogy from the mid 90's, and I really enjoyed those films. But aside from those, I never got to see anymore Gamera films since then. Well, tonight, I'm gonna be changing that, because I'm taking a look at several of them this month. And what better way to start off Gamera's career than with it's debut movie.

Now I have no idea if this first outing with Gamera is actually any good. I've heard mixed things about it. Some say it's decent, others admitting that it kinda sucks. I don't know how this film is going to swing for me, personally. However, I am gonna find out for myself if it's actually worth watching. And the only way I'm gonna find that out is if I shut up and I push play, and I'm gonna do that right now. So, without further ado, it's time to kick back, relax, and check out "Gammera The Invincible".

2 minutes later

Oh my god...the picture quality in this scene looks horrible. Everything looks so fucking fuzzy that I can barely see what's going on here! I'm hoping that this isn't gonna become an occurrence later on, but if it does, then this may be a very painful viewing to get through.

16 minutes later

Thank fucking god that scene is over. Seriously, guys, that scene between the two men arguing with each other about Gamera's existence was both annoying and boring. I get, maybe, it was trying to be funny, too, but it seriously wasn't. It was just unnecessary, really.

9 minutes later

Wait, so Toshio's Dad is telling his son to let his pet turtle go free so that way he can learn to be able to make friends of his age? What fucking sense does that even make? If your son loves turtles, then why not just let him keep it and take care of it as a side hobby? That way, you can still let him keep it but also ensure him that he will be able to make friends at the same time. I'm sorry, guys, but that just sounds incredibly stupid to me.

18 minutes later

So let me see if I understand this plan of theirs. They're going to use a freeze bomb on Gamera, which will only last 10 minutes. And then they're going to plant dynamite around the mountains in which Gamera is currently climbing, and possibly blow Gamera up. They do understand that they already tried firing missiles and everything at it, and also, Gamera can swallow up fires for breakfast. So what makes them think that this is going to actually even work? I would be shocked if it did, but I seriously doubt that it will.

4 minutes later

So, guys, good news for the military is that their plan sorta worked. The dynamite caused Gamera to fall on his back after he landed down from the mountain. Bad news, however, is that Gamera can still fly by using his shell. So...it was really just more of a minor inconvenience for Gamera in the end.

8 minutes later

OK, that was a really odd cut there. So it ended with Toshio wondering about where Gamera really is...and then it suddenly cuts to him being in bed as his sister tells him good night. I say it's weird, because he and his sister were at the doctor's place, and then it immediately cuts to him back in his own room in bed out of nowhere. I swear, guys, that scene transition was just incredibly odd.

4 minutes later

So when these people were told to evacuate because Gamera had arrived to where they are, they disregard it entirely while continuing to sing and dance. But when the building gets shaken down, they *finally* start to evacuate before the building was destroyed by Gamera. I'm guessing those people had higher priorities for themselves other than the giant turtle itself being nearby, am I right?

The Review

Well, guys, that was "Gammera The Invincible". Let me go ahead and shut the movie off here...OK. By the way, in case you haven't noticed, I have not referred to Gamera by adding the second 'm' to his name. I'm sticking to what he's really known as today. And no, I still don't know why the second 'm' exists in his name. And to be honest, that's the least of this movie's problems.

Why don't we go ahead and start this thing off here by first talking about the writing. Now, being that this is the very first Gamera film to ever exist, it's gonna be sort of hard for me to criticize it because if I compared this film to today's standards, at least in terms of Kaiju films, I would end up saying that this is easily the weakest Kaiju film I've ever seen. And it most certainly is, mind you. Is it the worst Kaiju film I've seen? Well...yes, but again, it's sorta hard for me to judge this thing how I usually do because, again, it is still the very first Gamera film to ever be made, and I normally would blast this movie to pieces if this thing were just a standalone film. However, seeing as how Gamera is still around today, I can't be as harsh here as I would be with a lot of bad movies I've seen for this series. Now I'm still going to talk about the many flaws this movie does have, I'm just going to be a little more lenient here than normal is what I'm trying to say.

Now to start with, I'm going to talk about one of my big problems with this movie, which is the pacing. The pacing in this movie is just terrible. You have scenes in this movie that go almost nowhere. The biggest examples I can mention are any scenes where people are arguing with each other in a room. Whether it's the world leaders getting together and talking about how to stop Gamera, or that scene I briefly mentioned a while back where these two people are on some sort of talk show, and each are giving out their own opinions about whether or not Gamera actually exists. These scenes have no reason to exist. And it probably wouldn't have bothered me so much if there was a point to all this, but there wasn't. They just exist to pad out the film's runtime, which is only about an hour and 26 minutes. Which might not sound very long, but when you see those scenes of people arguing with each other, it brings the film down to a screeching halt, and it would've been a lot better had these scenes either have been trimmed down or just cut completely, and you wouldn't be missing a thing with them gone.

As for the actual writing itself, well, really, guys, there is not much writing here to begin with. The main plot is basically just the humans trying to stop Gamera from going on a rampage. That's pretty much the entire plot, which is nothing special for a Kaiju film. But even with that simple concept, there is stuff here that makes no sense and you're bound to ask question after question about what these people are actually doing with their plans to stop Gamera. The one that gets to me the most is right towards the very end, which I'm gonna spoil because the movie's well over 60 years old at this point, and I don't think people are going to be too upset if I spoiled what happens at the end. Essentially, the military's plan, which is literally called "Plan Z", is to trap Gamera inside some kind of pod, which is attached to a rocket, and send him out to space. More specifically, send Gamera out to Mars. It works, and the movie ends with the rocket flying out of Earth's orbit. But the thing that strikes me the most about this plan is that, even *if* Gamera made it to Mars, what's gonna stop him from coming back to Earth by flying with his shell? They've *seen* how he can fly, so what's gonna stop him from flying away from Mars and coming back to Earth to do the same he's been doing throughout the entire film? It's logic holes like that which can you make you question those sorts of scenes.

As for our characters, well, what fucking characters? There are no characters in this movie that you're going to care about, aside from maybe Gamera. All of the humans, however? You're not going to care about any of them at all. Most of them, I don't even remember their names because that's how forgettable they actually are. The only one I remember by name the most is Toshio, the little boy who befriends Gamera after Gamera saved him from falling out of the tower. And you'd think they'd probably do something interesting with him, right? Well, no. That doesn't happen at all, because Toshio is just about as boring and forgettable as the rest of the characters in this movie are. Like I said, most of the time, you're just gonna see adults arguing and planning with each other on how to stop Gamera, and that's pretty much it. It's really fucking boring and you're not gonna care about what happens to them, assuming that's what you're actually here for when watching a Kaiju flick. Well, I'll tell you this much, aside from one scene where Gamera might've killed a bunch of people inside a building, the rest of the main cast you see throughout the film remain alive. So...yeah, there's not much here at all when it comes to our characters.

Overall, guys, the writing here is just not very good. Even for a simple premise about a Kaiju film, it still finds a way to be overly confusing and really kinda boring, too, what with the pacing being a rather big problem here. Speaking of, the acting in this movie is also completely terrible. Now I should let you guys know that I watched this movie off a combo pack that has about 6 Gamera movies on it, and this one does not include the original Japanese version from 1965. So you're stuck with an English dub that's over 60 years old. And to say it's aged well would be a huge understatement. This dub is fucking awful. Which isn't really a huge surprise to me because back then, we didn't really care about making our dubs good, we just put in the minimal effort that was given to us and that's that. So you have acting that is stilted and very wooden at times. And I swear there's at least one actor in this movie who was dubbing over 4 different characters and he just gives out the same voice for each character. Now I totally understand that it would be a tall task to give unique voices to multiple characters at once, but whoever they got to voice these roles didn't even try to differentiate them from each other. They all sound the same, and the American actors who aren't dubbing over their lines are also giving out very stilted performances too.

So yeah, the acting here is terrible, though again, I kinda expected that from a Kaiju movie made in 1965. Special effects, I will say, are actually not too bad. The suitwork on Gamera looks pretty good for it's time, and it's iconic roar is still very cool to hear as well. The miniatures involving building and such look pretty cool, too. Now if I were dumb enough to compare this stuff to today's standards in regards to Kaiju flicks, I would say that it looks really dated. However, you have to be a complete retard to compare the effects and whatnot from back then to what we have today. And for 1965 standards, this is some really cool stuff. So, it's gonna get a positive from me.

What isn't a positive, however, is the picture quality. Guys, I'm gonna reiterate this for you again: The picture in this movie is dogshit. And it's not because it's an older film or that it was filmed in black & white, because I've seen plenty of movies and TV shows from back then that didn't have this kind of awful picture quality like this movie does. Not even the original Japanese "Godzilla" movie I watched many years ago didn't have this awful picture quality and that thing was shot in black & white also! So what's this movie's excuse? I don't know, but what we got here is a really fuzzy picture that is mostly hard to watch because you can barely see what's going at times. Now I have no idea if this really is just a technical issue on my end or if it came from the combo pack that I bought which contained this movie. I do know there's a version of this film on YouTube, but I have no idea if the picture quality is any better there or not. Which, if it is, then the version I'm watching on DVD is almost unwatchable thanks to it's god-awful quality. I could be wrong on that, however, it can't be nearly as bad as the version I have on DVD.

So, the picture quality here is shit. The camerawork is okay, though unfortunately, the picture quality sorta ruins it. Lighting here is okay for black and white standards. Sound-mixing here is also just okay, though it could've been better. And the music, outside of the theme song that they play for Gamera, I don't remember a single piece of music that is in any way memorable. So, I'm gonna write off music here as just being passable.

So when all is said and done, guys, when it comes down to it, can I recommend "Gammera The Invincible"? It's actually tough for me to answer this one. Because while the film is incredibly flawed, I can still say that it might be worth watching, if at least once, because it is still the first Gamera movie to ever be made. And if you're really curious about checking this film out, go right ahead and do so. However, I would strongly recommend you find a version of this movie that doesn't have awful picture quality like the version on DVD that I watched. Or, go look for the original Japanese movie "Gamera, The Monster", since that technically is the very first one over the American version. Otherwise, guys, do not watch the version I bought on DVD, because the picture quality is horrible, and I don't see myself rewatching this one again unfortunately. Luckily for me, however, I still have a couple of more Gamera movies to cover for this marathon. So this won't be the only time you see Gamera featured in this marathon. Until then, though, I'm gonna go and watch "Gamera 3: Revenge Of Iris" because it's the only one that I haven't rewatched yet prior to my previous rewatches of the other two Gamera reboot movies.

And with that, guys, we come to the close of another Reaction & Review. Until next time, ladies and gentlemen, take care, and I will see you all later. Peace.

Reaction & Review | Trick 'r Treat

Welcome, ladies and gentlemen, to an all new Reaction & Review. Tonight, guys, I'm gonna be covering a horror comedy anthology film from 2007. That movie is "Trick 'r Treat".

Now this film is a bit of a special case because, one, I've never seen it before, and two, it's how I got a copy of this movie that made me want to cover it tonight. See, as I've mentioned before in the past, I'm not a huge fan of Blu-ray, and I still don't own a Blu-ray player. And an associate from work that I know is a huge fan of "Trick 'r Treat". Now when I mentioned to her that I had never seen it before, she then asked me if I ever wanted to borrow her Blu-ray copy of it to watch for myself. And at first, I said no. But then I happened to remember that I do own a PS4, which does play Blu-ray movies. So I changed my mind on it and now I have it here to cover for you guys tonight. And being that it is that time of year, I might as well cover it now before Halloween passes. 

Now as for what I know about this movie, I do know it's a horror anthology film and I know damn near everyone who has seen this movie said they loved it and that they make it a tradition to watch it every year around Halloween. So there's a high chance that I'll end up really enjoying this movie as well. Although as to whether or not I'll like it enough to own my own copy of it and watch it around Halloween is another story altogether. I just have to see if this one is any good, and, honestly, I'm really looking forward to watching this thing. So I'm hoping for the best here as I shut up and I push play, and I'm gonna do that right now. So, without further ado, it's time to kick back, relax, and check out "Trick 'r Treat".

6 minutes later

So, guys, we're already up to the opening credits here, and I'm gonna say that I'm already digging this film already. I'm hoping that its able to keep this momentum throughout the rest of its runtime.

6 minutes later

Oh my god, it's the kid from "Bad Santa"! You know, the one who thought Billy Bob Thornton was actually Santa Claus? Yeah, I just saw him in this movie and I'm not totally sure what to feel about it, really. I guess it just depends on how much of a role he has here.

3 minutes later

OK, that's genuinely one of the more disgusting things I've seen in quite a while where the kid from "Bad Santa" just threw up a bunch of candy like a waterfall. Mind you, the set-up for it was really funny, but still, I've never seen someone throw up candy like that ever! That's definitely something new to me.

10 minutes later

OK...so I guess I got my answer as to what kind of role the kid from "Bad Santa" would have in this movie. Basically, he was not in it very long. Which is probably for the best, all things considered.

11 minutes later

So, guys, I just heard this story about a bunch of deranged kids on a school bus, and the way it ended was actually kind of messed up, too. Though, I guess, for better or worse, at least one of them got 'home' the way he wanted.

13 minutes later

Well, guys, Macy just gave those other kids what is commonly known as "just deserts". And honestly, I couldn't be more happier that those kids got what they deserved. So yeah, karmic justice wins in the end.

7 minutes later

O...K...I really wasn't expecting them to be actual werewolves. I really thought they were just vampires in disguise, but, uh...yeah, that definitely was something I wasn't expecting.

The Review

Well, guys, that was "Trick 'r Treat". Let me go ahead and shut off my PS4 here...OK. Wow, I never thought I'd actually get to say that for this series, but I guess there is a first for everything after all. So anyway, about this movie. Well, I will say that I'm actually glad I cover to this movie because I really enjoyed it. Too bad I can't keep it around now that I've finished it, but hey, at least now I can say that if I ever do find a copy of this movie somewhere, I'll definitely buy it and add it to my DVD collection. Or possibly even start my own Blu-ray collection, since I did watch the Blu-ray of this movie for this series. I'll have to think about it the next time I see a physical copy somewhere.

Anyway, now that I've gotten that trivial stuff out of the way, let's get into the movie proper here, and I'm gonna start with writing. Now, I'm gonna get the only negative out of the way here when it comes to writing. And mind you, it's a real minor nitpick, but it's still something that I want to mention regardless. Now this movie claims to be an anthology. And normally with anthologies, they would have their own titles for short movies and such depending on what it's about and the framing device that it's centered in. This one, however, is not like a lot of those traditional anthology movies, as this one is more so kinda jumping around from story to story, as you're seeing all the horror related stuff going on around this town during Halloween night. And normally, I would've said that it would've been nice if they had named some of these short stories as their own separate film because of how the movie jumps around to different characters and all.

However, I'm not gonna do that here. Because as I just said, it's an incredibly minor nitpick, and it's only gonna diminish further when you realize that all of the stories in this movie are connected to each other in some manner. For example, the old man that you see peeking through the hole at Mr. Wilkinson as he's burying the kid's body, you notice that the old man is being attacked by somebody in his house, but you don't know what it is, and it just continues on with Wikinson's story. Well, they actually do come back to it by showing the events of his point of view from the beginning leading into the attack. It's a really unique way of telling these stories. And I'm trying to think if any other anthology has ever attempted this before, but I can't think of any at the top of my mind at the moment. I'm sure it's possible someone has also tried this approach, but this is the first time I'm coming across this approach, and I think it's really unique.

Now as for the framing device, well, like I said earlier, since this film is approaching the traditional standard of how an anthology film would operate, this film is basically just sort of doing it's own thing by having the film centered around this town during Halloween as they're busy having a party for the town. And throughout this, you follow certain characters such as Wilkinson and him having to deal with the kid from "Bad Santa", or the kids who are walking around town trick or treating while also visiting the site of where the school bus ended up at the bottom of a quarry, then you have our lead of female characters who end up becoming werewolves which I won't say how for spoilers sake, and then you got the old man from earlier and what happened with him during his night at home on Halloween.

Now if I had to really pick any weak stories here, the closest one would probably have to be the werewolf one, and that's simply because there wasn't really much there for a plot. I get what they were trying to do with one of the characters there, but honestly, it still isn't much, at least for me anyway. But honestly, I would still consider that a nitpick, seeing as how I was still interested in what was happening. Same thing with every other story here. Each story has it's own unique flavor to it that you might end liking one of or even all of the stories here in this anthology. And one quick thing I wanted to mention involving characters is the small child-like being you see wearing a burlap sack on it's head. Now it's never really said who it is and what it's purpose is, but after watching the movie, it's not really gonna matter all that much because you kinda have an idea of what it's purpose might be. Now again, I won't spoil anything, because if I did, then I would have to bring up the ending, which I won't do here because it actually does make quite a bit of sense now that I'm thinking about it.

But anyway, the writing here is really strong, and, once more, every story here is gonna keep you engaged, even the ones where one story might not be as strong as the other. It'll still find a way to make you want to keep watching just to see where it goes. It really is that good, guys. The acting here is also incredibly solid. Every actor here, including all of the child actors they got for this movie, turn in an excellent showing. Which is shocking, because, normally, I would be able to find one child actor here that really kinda sucked, but not this time. All of the child actors they got for this movie turn in a really excellent showing. And hey, that's really cool, because child actors normally suck most of the time when asked to act. This is one of those rare times where I'm able to fully praise it because they were good enough for the material that they worked with. All of the adult actors did the same also. None of them phone it in, and I could tell that they had a lot of fun working on this movie. So props to all of the actors here. You definitely made this film worth watching for your performances alone.

Our sets here look amazing. This really feels like you're at a Halloween festival that's taking place here. If I were adamant about going out more, I would totally love to go to one of these myself just to see all of the costumes and everything. It's really cool-looking and I'm happy to see the filmmakers not half-assing here at all. Costuming here is also great. But again, it's Halloween in this movie, and it would've been a crime if no one was dressed up in costume here. Special effects are also great. Both practical wise with all of the blood and gore, and to also the CG as well. Granted, there's not a whole lot of CG here. But what little *is* here still looks really good. So yeah, guys, special effects in this movie are really amazing.

Camerawork here is really good. Lighting here is great, since most of it was shot outdoors and you could see a lot of the brightly lit environments going on at night. Sound-mixing here is great. The score here is pretty good. I'm also gonna mention the picture quality, since I am watching a Blu-ray movie and all. And I'll easily tell you guys that the picture in this film is excellent. I can totally see why people would prefer buying Blu-ray's over DVD's, though honestly I prefer the latter because I can watch it on my DVD player, even if the quality doesn't look as good as Blu-ray. And sometimes, the lower quality can also help enhance a movie, but that's just me personally. But I will say that the Blu-ray on "Trick 'r Treat" looks amazing. Everything is shown with a clear quality and I absolutely loved it. In fact, if I ever find a Blu-ray copy of this film for myself, I may just get that over the DVD version, though I'll just have to wait and see on that one.

But anyway, guys, with all that being said, when it comes down to it, can I recommend "Trick 'r Trick"? Oh absolutely, guys, hell yeah! It's a really solid movie. It's great to watch around Halloween, and I'm thankful that my associate from work was appreciative enough to lend me a copy of it. Now I can give it back to her and tell her that I really enjoyed it and that I'll definitely be adding a physical copy of my own when I eventually find one. But yeah, guys, if you can find this film anywhere on any format, go ahead and pick it up. It's definitely worth watching, especially this time around. It's a really solid film that I can't recommend enough. Now...while this movie was certainly really good, I'm gonna go and watch my favorite Halloween movie. Not one that anyone would ever say, but it's a short animated film called "Witches In Stitches", because I watched that one a lot when I was a kid. And there's no better time to watch it again than now. So I'm gonna go and do that next as soon as I get done with this review.

Anyway, guys, with that, we come to the close of another Reaction & Review. Until next time, ladies and gentlemen, take care, and have a very Happy Halloween. Peace.

Reaction & Review | Double Impact

Welcome, ladies and gentlemen, to an all new Reaction & Review. Tonight, guys, I'm gonna be covering an action flick from 1991. That movie is "Double Impact".

Yes, guys, this is the second movie I promised I'd cover that stars Jean-Claude Van Damme, and it's also the other movie that was featured on the combo pack that also had "Death Warrant" attached to it. Now if you didn't read my review for "Death Warrant", long story short, I thought the movie was okay, even though it was pretty flawed. But I still did kind of enjoy it for the most part.

Now as for the other movie I'm about to cover, this one is actually rather interesting. You see, this is the first film where Van Damme is playing both main characters in dual roles. Which sounds really cool, at least until you stop and think about it for a second. See, as I just mentioned a moment ago, "Death Warrant" was pretty flawed, and one of the major flaws with it was the acting. More specifically, it was mainly Van Damme's acting. He sounded horrible in that movie, which I know probably isn't a huge shocker, considering how limited his acting ability is, but the very fact that he's given himself two roles to play with here both intrigues me and concerns me because of his limited acting skills. And I can say that he gave himself those roles because not only does he get top billing for this movie, he also co-produced it, he also partly came up with the story, *and* co-wrote it with the director as well. I'm just shocked he didn't direct the damme thing himself.

But hey, who knows? Maybe he can actually do something halfway interesting here now that he's playing dual roles. I'm hoping for this one to be interesting. I'm not expecting it to be "good", but it could still be fun on a cheesy sort of level that Van Damme usually sorta brings. Really, guys, the only way I'm gonna find out if this movie is interesting at all is if I shut up and I push play, and I'm gonna do that right now. So, without further ado, it's time to kick back, relax, and check out "Double Impact".

17 minutes later

So, the way Chad meets his twin brother here is when he headbutts him so hard that he knocks him out. You know, out of all the ways to meet your twin brother for the first time in 25 years, headbutting and knocking them out was not my first choice.

9 minutes later

Wait, so the Hong Kong Police are chasing down our protagonists. I should mention that they're chasing them on water. And the plan was by both Chad and Alex to push both Mercedes cars out into the water so that Frank can shoot the cars, causing them to blow up and stop the police in their tracks. I will say that, while that is a very impromptu plan, can't the police just turn their boats over to the side of the explosions and continue chasing them? I'm asking this because there's a huge land of water between them and our protagonists, and I feel like they could still go after them even if they may be slightly stalled at the moment. I understand that I'm probably putting a little too much thought into this, but it's just something that sorta came to me, you know what I mean?

11 minutes later

OK, guys, I need to comment on this, and I'll talk more about it later in the review, but the way that they have both characters played by Van Damme here in the same shot looks horrible. And I say this mainly for him playing Chad, because the way that they had to composite him in that shot there just a moment ago looked *really* bad. And I'm hoping that we don't see much more of those two together like that, because that scene alone made it look fucking horrible.

18 minutes later

Wait, hold up a second here. So Chad, pretending to be Alex, gives one of Zhang's men a wooden box that says it's "French Cognac". And instead of asking if he could see what's inside the box, he's just going to take it to his boss without even looking inside of it?! I'm sorry, but if I was a member of some drug ring, I would ask to see what the contents of a box are *before* I deliver it to my boss so that they might not be murdered. I guess some of Zhang's men aren't very bright here, are they?

16 minutes later

You know, guys, I understand that this is suppose to be a serious moment where Alex believes that Chad went off with his girl to go and bang her. However, what I find funny about all this is that it's basically just Van Damme envisioning himself thinking about banging his own girl and getting angry about it for no reason. At least, when you take this scene out of context anyways. It's really funny that way.

20 minutes later

OK, that shot of Van Damme kicking a drum barrel out of the air like that was fucking awesome. I loved that.

The Review

Well, guys, that was "Double Impact". Let me go ahead and shut the movie off here...OK. So, where to begin here?

I might as well just start with the writing, which is gonna be an easy task here because there's really not much here in terms of plot. And considering it's an action movie, plot is the last thing people come here for when watching said action film. Our two main characters, both played by Jean-Claude Van Damme, were separated as babies after their parents were killed by some Hong Kong syndicate. And years later, they end up meeting each other after Chad discovers he has a twin brother by his mentor Frank, and after a slight misunderstanding when Alex headbutts Chad, Frank tells them about what happened to their parents, which then begrudgingly gets the two together to take down the syndicate that killed their parents. And that's pretty much the entire plot for you guys in a nutshell because everything is pretty much what you come to expect from an action movie.

Now normally, when it comes characters in an action film, I would normally say that you wouldn't get very much of that here either. However, I can't quite do that this time, because the main gimmick of the film is Van Damme playing two different characters. And both of their personalities are a stark contrast. With Chad, he's more the happy-go-lucky kind of guy who is also a fitness trainer in the U.S. and seems more down to earth with other people. And when it comes Alex, he was raised in an orphanage in China and he grew up more with the tougher crowd, which is why you see him getting more involved with illegal drug rings and is more in your face and rougher with his actions more than his words. Now that's not to say that Chad can't defend himself in fight, however, Alex has had more experience with it than Chad did. At least, from what I got out of this movie anyways.

Other characters such as Frank and Danielle, the blond chick, don't have very much going on here. You have Frank, who is one of the people that ended up saving Chad as a baby from right after his parents were killed and he's been looking after him as a father figure of sorts. And he's really just there to keep the tension between Chad and Frank to a minimum. And as for Danielle, she really has no defining character trait other than being Alex's girl. The only thing that stands out the most about her is when Alex starts drinking and thinks that Chad is taking his girl away from him, which is when he gets these visions of Chad and Danielle making out with each other. Which I know was probably suppose to be taken seriously, however, you can't really do that the moment that you realize that Van Damme is essentially getting mad about making out with a woman that he loves, and him getting pissed off and angry about it for no reason. Maybe, out of context, you could argue that he's envisioning that he wants to make out with his girl, but he hasn't, and he's gets so angry to a point where he just starts drinking. I don't know, maybe I'm just putting too much thought into this, but still, it's just something that you could put your own input on if you really wanted to.

But getting back on track here, the writing in this movie is ultimately nothing special. It's a plot that we've seen done many times beforehand, even for an action film of this caliber, and the characters are mostly paper thin, save for Van Damme's characters. And speaking of, that greatly transitions over into the acting. Now earlier, I commented about how horrible Van Damme's acting was in "Death Warrant", and I feared going into this one where he has dual lead roles, that he was going to suck even more here. And while I will say that his acting here is still the same kind of acting you've come to expect from him, I will say that this is probably one of his stronger roles, in both instances. When it comes to Chad, it's not really all that much different than how he usually plays a standard solo protagonist, but when it comes to Alex, he has to sound more tougher and angrier and it's actually not too bad here. He has more wiggle room to work with, especially during the moment where he becomes drunk and angry. It's probably one of the reasons why he's my favorite of the two here.

One other actor I wanted to bring up is someone that I kinda didn't recognize by name, but the moment that I saw his face, I instantly recognized who he was. He goes by the name of Bolo Yeung. And if you don't know who that is, it's the same guy who played Chong-Li from "Bloodsport", which I thought was pretty cool because, spoiler here, he and Van Damme have a final confrontation between the two, and it almost felt like an unofficial sequel to "Bloodsport". Now I know "Bloodsport" does have a few sequels, however, as far as I know, Van Damme is not in any of them. And while I'm on this subject, the actor who plays Zhang is the same actor who played the police chief in "Bloodsport" as well. So, there's at least a few alumni actors from that movie that transitioned over to this one. Which, again, is really cool to see. In fact, I kinda want to watch "Bloodsport" again now after seeing these actors all together again. But I'll hold that off for now and continue talking about the rest of the movie. The rest of the acting, I will say, is pretty decent. It's nothing amazing, but most of the acting is still at least competent, which is better than nothing.

I might as well talk about the action scenes next, since there's not much here in terms of special effects worth commenting on, outside of practical blood effects and pyrotechnics, both of which are pretty standard but still is pretty decent. But all of that doesn't really matter if the action scenes aren't at least interesting. And I'm happy to say that all of the action scenes in this movie are very entertaining. All of the fight choreography here is really good. Now mind you, considering it's starring Jean-Claude Van Damme, it would be sorta difficult for him to screw that up. And while it's admittedly very standard for action movies, it's still very entertaining as a whole, which is one of the most important things when it comes to action movies.

Now let's talk about the camerawork. And I'm gonna give this one a special mention because, again, this movie stars Van Damme in two different leading roles here. So you kinda have to be observant when filming this sort of concept because you could easily fuck this up if you're not careful. And I will say, for the most part, the camerawork in this movie is really solid when it comes to filming scenes with both of Van Damme's characters on screen. And one of the tricks that they use to do this is whenever one of Van Damme's characters have to look at each other, and the camera will point to the back of their head, giving you the illusion that both characters are together at the same time. Which is a neat camera angle, and while it's nothing revolutionary, I have to give the camerawork here extra credit for going the extra mile to try and make this whole concept work.

Now that's not to say that it doesn't have it's flaws. Because there's one scene in particular that stands out easily. So, as I mentioned earlier, there's a scene where both of Van Damme's characters share the screen together, and when Alex sits down next to his brother, you'll notice on Chad that there's a bright green glow coming from his hair, which leads me to believe that Van Damme was chroma-keyed into that shot. In other words, it was filmed on a blue screen, or green screen. Whichever one you prefer. Either way, that shot looked horrible, and it stands out as one of the worst effects in the entire movie. Now like I said earlier, it's not as noticeable as when they're filming from the back of Van Damme's head, or if they're some distance away from each other. But when you have them together like the way they shot it there, it looks horrible. Now thankfully, it's really one of the only bad shots in the entire film, but it does serve as a lesson to any filmmakers that want to do this sort of concept of having your main character playing dual roles. At least, that's my thought process anyway.

So yeah, camerawork here is mostly pretty good, minus some hiccups here and there. Lighting here is lit fine. The sound-mixing here is good. And the music, while ultimately nothing special, is still very serviceable.

So when all is said and done, guys, when it comes down to it, can I recommend "Double Impact"? If you're a fan of action movies that have little to no plot, then yes, this will totally be worth checking out. If you're a fan of Van Damme's movies, then this will totally be right up your alley as well. If you're not into those things, however, then this you can just skip this one. It doesn't have very much plot, although I think the people who worked on this movie, especially Van Damme, knew that as well. It's just there to be a cheesy action film with very little substance. And while I'm normally not into these films myself, I actually kinda enjoyed this one. Also, one other thing I forgot to mention, the pacing here is really tight, despite being an hour and 50 minutes long. It actually has rather good pacing, which is something that I wasn't expecting from an action movie starring Jean-Claude Van Damme, but hey, at least it's something kinda surprising to me. And as for whether or not this combo pack is worth it, well, like I said, if you're a fan of Van Damme's movies, then I would totally say go check it out. It's rather cheap to find, whether it be on DVD or Blu-ray. I'm not sure if I'll be keeping it around for myself, but I can at least say that it didn't waste my time. Now...seeing as how there were a bunch of stars that came from "Bloodsport", I think I'm gonna go and watch that again because why the hell not? So, I'll go and do that next once this review gets uploaded.

And with that, guys, we come to the close of another Reaction & Review. Until next time, ladies and gentlemen, take care, and I will see you all later. Peace.

Reaction & Review | Robowar

Welcome, ladies and gentlemen, to an all new Reaction & Review. Tonight, guys, I'm gonna be gonna covering an Italian sci-fi action movie from 1988. That movie is "Robowar". And I'm being a bit cautious with that year because Wikipedia is saying that the movie came out in 1989, yet almost every other website I've come across says that it came out in 88. So, just for safety's sake, I'm gonna put the more popular one on here and hope that they're right and that Wikipedia just made a mistake with their year choice.

So anyway, moving right along here, I do know a couple of things about this movie. First of all, I do know that this movie was directed by infamous filmmaker Bruno Mattei. Now, what's strange here is that even though he's listed in the synopsis on the back of the DVD case I have here, his name is not listed in the director's credit. Instead, the name I got here is listed as Vincent Dawn, which I'm going to assume is his surname, maybe. I don't really know why they had to list his name that way. I mean, the guy was still well known, even back then, so I guess maybe it was either his request that he wanted his own named removed or something to that effect. Again, I don't know why exactly his name is not listed here in the director's credit, but I'm going to assume that there had to be a reason for it.

But setting that little issue aside, I can also tell you guys the plot to this movie. According to what I read on the back of the DVD case here, the plot is essentially about a team of commando's performing a rescue operation in the jungle, and they're also being a pursued and hunted by a robot that is also apparently half-man. Now you're probably reading that little synopsis I just gave out and it sounds really familiar to you. And you'd be right on that, because this movie basically just comes out and says that it's a mashup between "Predator" and "Robocop". Mind you, I've never seen either one of those movies, yet I am familiar with their plotlines. So for this movie to mix and match both together here might be kinda interesting, even if the plot is more or less just a knockoff of "Predator".

Now I'm hoping that this movie is at least sorta decent. I don't know if it's gonna be any good. Although considering that it is from Bruno Mattei, it could lean either way here. So, I'm just gonna dive right into this one here and see how it plays itself out. The only way I'm gonna know for sure if this movie is at all watchable is if I shut up and I push play, and I'm gonna do that right now. So, without further ado, it's time to kick back, relax, and check out "Robowar".

2 minutes later

OK, guys, I know it's very early, but I feel the need to address this. Now I'm going to assume that this orange filter I'm seeing here is suppose to be this robot's vision. Except, it's vision entirely pixelated, which makes some things hard to see. Also, this robot voice, I guess, sounds incredibly garbled and kind of annoying, too, since I can't understand what the hell it's trying to say. So far, guys, we're off to a little bit of a rocky start here.

3 minutes later

Wait, so our team of commandos is called "BAM", which, according to this officer, is known as "Big Ass Motherfuckers". OK, that is hilarious as shit. I really was not expecting that at all.

13 minutes later

Well, guys, I am willing to say that while the movie is a little bit dull right now, I am willing to say that the music here is pretty decent. You guys can't hear it for obvious reasons, but this little track here that's currently playing is not too bad. So, I can give one positive to this movie so far.

8 minutes later

Oh my god, is that the actual robot that's been tracking them?! That looks more like over-bulked dude wearing black and is wearing a motorcycle helmet that's also spray-painted black. My god, that looks so fucking stupid, and yet, I kinda sorta like it. Well, the design anyway. Still not a fan of the garbled robot voice and orange pixelated vision that it has going on. But at least the design is sorta cool in a goofy sort of way.

5 minutes later

OK, I have a dumb question that is too late to be asking now, but where did all those people come from? You know, the bandits that were chasing after these people and killing them. Where they hell did they come from? Moreover, since this robot occupies this island, you would think that it probably would've discovered them sooner. Then again, I honestly don't know how long this robot has been on this island by itself, so it's very well possible that it hasn't been there for too long. But still, I would like my first question to be answered. Is there a village of sorts that I'm unaware of? I'm really sorta curious here.

12 minutes later

Well, guys, it took well over 40 minutes, but we actually have one of our soldiers finally killed off. Granted, considering he had a bad leg from earlier, I'm kinda surprised he wasn't killed off much sooner. But hey, at least we can add one to the kill count. Well, unless you don't count all of the foreign soldiers that were just slaughtered by our commandos anyway.

10 minutes later

Bray: There's no blood, there's no body, there's no traces at all! We didn't hit a damn thing!

Well, no shit you didn't hit a damn thing! You and your commandos spent half a minute shooting at the same spot that Corey saw the robot from earlier. And instead of pursuing it, again, you spent the last half minute hoping for some kind of results to happen as you were shooting at the same damn spot! My god...guys, this movie is becoming stupider with each passing minute and I'm not really sure if I'll be to handle more of this stupidity.

20 minutes later

Well, Mascher is now dead, and probably the device he had with him is also gone, too. That totally wasn't a waste of fucking time. God damn, this movie is slowly becoming worse, guys, and I'm honestly glad there's only over a little over 20 minutes left to go here. Maybe something interesting will happen then, but at this point, I seriously doubt that.

3 minutes later

So Quang just literally stood there and, instead of actually going out fighting, he just screamed as the robot, or the Omega-1 as it's actually called, kills him off screen. Wow, that was just fucking stupid as hell. Guys, at this point, I want this robot want to win and just wipe out the remaining two left. That's how much I'm beginning to despise this movie.

The Review

Well, guys, that was "Robowar". I'm gonna go ahead and shut the movie off now...OK. Wow, um...it's safe to say, guys, that I'm quite disappointed in this one. I mean, sure, I wasn't expecting it to be good, but part of me was hoping that this thing was going to be at least fun on a cheesy sort of level. And there are instances of that sort of cheesiness in here. Unfortunately, however, this film is plagued with a lot of problems that stops this thing from being fun to watch.

Let's start with the writing. Now as I mentioned earlier, this film claims to be a mashup of "Predator" and "Robocop". And sure enough, this movie is pretty much just that. You have our company of commandos traversing through the jungle while being stalked by the Omega-1. While at the same time, you also have our robot, which is pretty much just a fourth-rate knock off of "Robocop". So yeah, originality isn't strong with this one. However, I still think this movie could've done something decent with it, since it isn't really hard to ripoff "Predator" and "Robocop". The latter, in my opinion, I've seen done quite a bit. So this movie could've done interesting, but unfortunately, like I just said earlier, this movie has a lot of problems that stops it from becoming so bad it's good.

To start with, the pacing here is really uneven at times. There are quite a few scenes in this movie where you will see our soldiers walking through the jungle trying to track down the Omega-1. Unfortunately, these scenes just do nothing pad out the runtime. The only thing that kinda saves it is the music, which I'll talk about later on when I get to it. But still, we have those kinds of scenes where it'll just slow the film down to a crawl. OK yes, it's very possible that those kind of scenes were in "Predator" as well, but if I had to wager a guess, I would say that "Predator" somehow did this better. And my theory is that they kept you on your toes as the tension builds. And while I can see minor glimpses of tension going on in this movie, it's not nearly enough to make it interesting, nor does it make you care about any of these characters.

Which then brings me to my next point: All of the characters in this movie are bland and shallow as shit. Nobody here has an interesting personality, nor do most of them have any sort of depth that makes you want to care about them. The closest that you get is with Marphy, because you later find out that one of the soldiers that was killed in the jungle was Marphy's close friend and comrade. And while I could go further into it, I won't do that for the sake of spoilers because, well, it's not really that difficult to put two and two together. Another one would be the blonde-haired chick named Virgin. Because Virgin was one of the people that was being chased down by this gang of foreign soldiers I mentioned earlier. And while you don't learn anything about where they came from, you do at least learn that she, and a few other people, were sent in as volunteers from the U.N. to help out the people at remote villages and they had built hospitals there to treat the wounded.

Unfortunately, however, that really isn't enough to make you want to care about her, because she, along with Marphy, are also bland as all hell. The only one who came close to having a personality of sorts was Mascher, the guy who was sent along with Marphy's commandos because, apparently, you learn that he was the one who was involved in the development of Omega-1, and throughout the movie, he becomes more of a selfish asshole. Which may not sound like much, but he honestly was the only one who had a semblance of personality to him. Everyone else, however, not really. These commandos may be known as "Big Ass Motherfuckers", but they're completely fucking boring at the same time since none of them have any sort of depth to them at all.

So yes, guys, writing here is a complete disappointment. Despite this being a mashup of "Robocop" and "Predator" it really doesn't pull this concept off very well. And while it's certainly far from the worst thing I've seen all year, it's still poorly written, even for a movie that was meant to be a cheesy sci-fi action flick. And as for the acting, well, it's kind of a mixed bag here. I wouldn't really call any of the acting here "good", but it actually does have a semblance of it being so bad, it's funny. It ranges on either being over-the-top or hammy. Which might sound like it's the same thing, however, I don't entirely see it that way because as long as you're not overdoing one or the other, it actually ends up being kinda funny. And I will say that, again, none of the acting here is good, but it still retains that B movie level of hammy acting that I actually do enjoy. So, as much as I would like to dump the acting here, I'm actually going to give it a bit of a pass here because it's the kind of acting I do enjoy.

Special effects are actually pretty decent. Mind you, this is a movie from Bruno Mattei, and that generally means that you're working with a low budget movie no matter what. This movie has a lot of pyrotechnic explosions that would make Michael Bay cream himself with. It also has visual effects every time our robot shoots his laser gun, and that actually looks really cool. The gun itself is also pretty cool, too. I wouldn't mind having a replica of one of those myself. As for the costuming, well, it's overdone, especially with the soldiers pads, because they're the kind of shoulder pads you would see football players wear. At least, that's I want to say, however, these kinds of shoulder pads that the robot wears are pretty damn huge, which would make it difficult for actual football players to wear while they're running out on the field. At least, that's what I would envision anyway. But yeah, the costuming on our robot is mostly black-looking. I have to imagine that some of it had to have been spray-painted black. Otherwise, I would be genuinely shocked if all of that was pure black from the start. But anyway, the costuming, I will say that I do like it for how goofy it looks, though it is a little bit overly bulky and overdone, as well.

Let's talk about camerawork next, because there's two things I need to bring up here when it comes to this film's camerawork. See, as I mentioned earlier, the orange pixelated vision you see is suppose to be the robot's vision, and it obviously looks terrible because you can barely see shit. And I still stand by that, however, there is one brief moment where that actually could've been helpful. Because there's a scene in the film where you are in the robot's POV as it's walking through the jungle. And as it turns it's position, you briefly get to see a person, possibly a man, wearing a brightly colored suit and tie and I have no idea who the fuck that was. My guess is that it's suppose to be the guy who's either operating our robot from behind the scenes or he was put in that shot without realizing it and it made that brief moment look incredibly awkward, and I'm shocked that nobody happened to notice that during editing because it's too fucking easy to notice! How the fuck anyone got away with that shit is fucking my brain here. It's so simple to edit that out and you could *still* have your robot walking and turning it's head without that random stranger in the shot. But no, it's in the film unedited, and it looks so out of place here.

Lighting here is actually really good, because a lot of this movie was obviously shot outdoors in the jungle, so I kinda expected the lighting to be really good here. Sound-mixing here is mostly pretty decent. The music here is actually pretty decent, too. It has a lot of late 80's trashy sounding rock music and some synth as well, and it's actually not too bad here, which is what also what helps accompany those scenes I mentioned earlier where our commandos are just traversing through the forest. Unfortunately, however, there is one track that gets played on a loop about 3 times and it kinda tells me that they extend it in a way to where it didn't cut off awkwardly. But outside of that, though, the music here is still decent, so at least its kinda something.

So, guys, when all is said and done, am I able to recommend "Robowar"? Well...I'm inclined to say no. However, if you're somebody that likes these sort of B movies, and you don't care that if it's taking concepts from "Robocop" and "Predator", then sure, I could probably say it's worth checking out at least once. And once is being generous, because I personally don't see myself ever watching this one again. Which is really disappointing to say because I wanted to like this movie. I wanted to like it enough to where I could watch it again and again for a good laugh. Unfortunately, however, there's not enough of it here. And also, this movie has too many problems for me to not overlook it, so I'm probably not gonna end up watching this one again. That being said, though, it could be decent enough to where you could watch it and riff on it with friends on a bad movie night. If you're not into that, however, you can probably skip this and stick with movies like "Predator" or "Robocop", or both if you have them together. For me, though, I'm gonna go and watch another low budget B movie, and the first thing I'm thinking of is "Chopping Mall". I'm gonna go and watch that next as soon as I get done with this review.

Anyway, guys, with that, we come to the close of another Reaction & Review. Until next time, ladies and gentlemen, take care, and I will see you all later. Peace.

Reaction & Review | VFW

Welcome, ladies and gentlemen, to an all new Reaction & Review. Tonight, guys, I'm gonna be checking out a splatter film from 2019. That movie is "VFW".

Now I remember seeing a trailer for this movie whenever I would pop in my copy of "Christmas Bloody Christmas" to watch every other Christmas. And the trailer looked rather interesting, so much so that I was lucky to find a copy of this movie at one of my local video stores for about $5. Which is totally cool because now I can actually cover this film for this series.

Now as for what I know about it, I do know it was made by and put out by the same distribution company that also put out "Christmas Bloody Christmas". Speaking of, I also know that it was directed and produced by a man named Joe Begos, who also wrote, produced, and directed "Christmas Bloody Christmas" as well. He doesn't have writing credit here, however. Which is probably for the best because, in case you never read my review for "Christmas Bloody Christmas", one of my main issues with that movie was the fact that the writing was basically just the characters swearing a lot by mainly just saying "fuck" and "shit". As long as this movie doesn't run into that same problem, the writing will probably be fine. Well, at least I hope so anyway.

I don't know if this movie is going to be any good, but I do have hopes that it will be at least decent. So, I may as well find out for myself if this film is worth watching at all. And the only way I'm gonna know that for sure is if I shut up and I push play, and I'm gonna do that right now. So, without further ado, it's time to kick back, relax, and check out "VFW".

18 minutes later

Well, guys, I don't really have a whole lot to say so far, because this movie hasn't given me much to work with. But I will say that I am really digging the atmosphere of this bar here. And this is coming from someone who almost never goes to bars, because they're so fucking noisy. But if more bars were like this, I would love to go to one and just chill out there for a while. It's actually really cool.

5 minutes later

OK, I have a rather dumb question here. So this girl here discovers the drugs inside a safe. And I should mention the safe is half open where anyone can take it. And sure enough, she's taking it for herself. Maybe not for the obvious reasons, but more so just to get away from whoever's controlling it. Why would you leave your safe open like that? I would think, maybe, these people had some kind of functioning brain and keep it locked up tight. Oh, and this head honcho finally discovers his stash is gone from the safe. Well dude, that probably wouldn't have happened if you kept the safe shut! Just saying, a little common sense wouldn't hurt none.

7 minutes later

Well, holy shit, it took him a bit, but that dude just crushed that other guy's head clean off! And I thought that shotgun blast from earlier when it exploded a head was brutal, but that one was definitely more brutal than I thought. Damn.

2 minutes later

Oh, and now George Wendt is dead. I mean, granted, he *is* actually gone, but I obviously meant his character in the movie's now dead. Kind of a shame, really, but then again, that was kind of his fault for walking without backup.

10 minutes later

You know, I was actually really curious as to what the title of this movie actually stood for, but the movie just explain that. The title is basically an abbreviation for "Veterans of Foreign Wars". OK, that actually makes sense what with Fred running it and all. So, good to know.

7 minutes later

OK, that's definitely a rather creative way to barge inside a door. Just use one of your own guys, who was also banging on the door, and use their head to beat the door down. Granted, you're already killing one of your own by doing this, but I guess the numbers are still in their favor. For now, anyway.

15 minutes later

Well...it kinda sucks now that Lou's dead. But at the same time, at least he kinda fought off a few of them after his negotiation deal failed. So, at least the guy went out a hero.

The Review

Well, guys, that was "VFW". Let me go ahead and shut the movie off now...OK. Well, what to say here? I am gonna go ahead and say, guys, that this movie is really solid. It's not quite perfect. There are a couple of areas where the movie sorta falters a bit. And surprisingly enough, most of that revolves around technical work, which I'll talk about later on.

So let's talk more about the movie itself here and go through the motions. Let's start with writing, which is really solid. And the best part about it is that it's really easy to follow, as well. Essentially, guys, I want you to take the concept of "Home Alone" and you replace it with a bar made for veterans. And our veterans of this movie are basically trying to fight off this gang of drug dealers, as they are trying to get back the last few stashes that they have left after a girl named Lizard steals it and tries to make a break for it. And while she technically gets away, she ends up in the bar as the leader of the gang, and a few others tracks her down and all hell starts breaking loose between some of the gang members and the veterans. Which basically turns into a war of survival between the two groups. One for the drugs, and the other side who are just trying to survive the night by bunkering themselves inside their bar.

Now I will say that while the writing here is not very story-driven, what helps make this stand out is our characters. Not so much our villain of junkies, since they really don't have anything resembling character depth. It's the veterans who you're going to care about. Every single one of these characters has depth and personality that makes them incredibly likable. And the one that surprises me the most is Lou, who is Martin Kove's character. Because with Lou, the movie almost seems like it's hinting that he'll be a turncoat and try to fight for the other side. And while they sorta hint that, ultimately, he doesn't go through with it. He remains loyal to his fellow veterans and while his negotiation tactics don't exactly work, he still goes out with some dignity. He is kind of an asshole, but a very likable kind of asshole. Although considering that it is Martin Kove who's playing him, I think he has a well established history of playing the asshole in whatever movie he appears in.

Other characters such as our main character, Fred, who is the owner of V.F.W., is one of the better standouts when it comes to our male leads. Because, unlike the trend that was going on within the last few years of making a famous male hero be overshadowed by some fucking Mary-Sue who has to be better than them in every way, this one has it where the male lead actually does carry their own weight without being talked down to by any female character. The only instance where you get something close to that is when Lizard is trying to talk to Fred out of drinking because his friends are getting lopped off one by one. But the difference here is that she's not trying to talk down to him, she's trying to talk to him to help get back in the fight. Now admittedly, Lizard doesn't really have much depth to her character. The only thing that you do know is that her sister was killed by the junkie leader and she stole the remaining drugs as revenge and what ultimately leads up to our main plot of the movie. So while she's the only one who doesn't have much character to her, the rest of the veterans carry that weight across the entire board.

So yeah, guys, our characters here are all very likable. And you're guaranteed to find a favorite here out of this entire cast. The writing here is very simplistic, which is great, because sometimes less is indeed more. You don't always need a story-driven arc to make a movie great, as long as you have likable characters that you can care about, then you really don't need much else. And what makes these characters help stand out is the acting. The acting here is really solid. Everyone here is turning in an excellent showing. The only two I recognized were Martin Kove and George Wendt. I've already mentioned Kove a few times in my previous reviews, so I'm not gonna bring up that again. And for those of you who don't know anything about George Wendt, he was one of the many cast members from a sitcom in the 80's called "Cheers", where he played the character Norm Peterson. And even though the screentime he had in this movie was cut short, he still puts on a rather good performance here. And even though Lizard had the weakest in terms of personality, her actress still puts on a decent performance here. So, I can give her that much. And ultimately, overall, the acting here is very good.

Special effects in this movie are also really solid as well. Just about all of the effects in this movie were done with practical effects, which I'm a huge fan of because I usually prefer them over CG. And since this is a splatter film, I think it would be a horrible crime if they tried to push more for digital effects over practical effects. Thankfully, that's not the case here. All of the blood effects are really good. And the kills are also really well done, too. Well, for some of them, at least, when you can see them properly. I'll talk about that in just a moment, but what you do see here in terms of all the kills here is great. I still can remember the brutal stomping of a corpses head, which is more visceral than that shotgun blast to the head I briefly mentioned earlier. The rest I won't spoil, but overall, the special effects are mostly really good.

Now we come to the two biggest problems with this movie, which is both the camerawork and lighting. In terms of camerawork, it's actually not too bad. It's really only whenever fight scenes happen up close, because the camerawork can become really wonky at times and it's sorta hard to follow what is going on. Now it's very well possible that they were using an Hi-8 camera to help film some of their scenes. It's very noticeable towards the end when you get to see our final showdown between Fred and the junkie leader where the camera will move around a lot and become very shaky. Now like I said a moment ago, it's not all that bad. It's really only apparent when it comes to fight scenes that are shot up close and personal, and it doesn't always work.

The same could be said for the lighting. Now this isn't actually the first time I ever had to comment on a lighting from a movie by Joe Begos, because it was also a bit of an issue I had with "Christmas Bloody Christmas" because there was one type of purple lighting that you see a lot throughout the movie and depending on how much you like the color purple, it was going to be a little bit of a distraction for you. This movie also has a similar problem, although admittedly, it's more of a mixed bag here. See, I actually do like how the bar looks whenever the lights are dimmed out and you don't get to see much other than a dark-red color. And while that is cool-looking, it also hurts the fight scenes a bit because whenever a fight scene is shot inside the bar, the dark red lighting will obscure a lot of what's going on. Add on to the fact that there are also a few times where the movie will jump cut quite a bit when it comes the action scenes. Admittedly, it's not as bad as it was in other movies like "Valentine: The Dark Avenger" and "Chinese-Speaking Vampires", but it is still a bit of an issue that could've been fined tuned a bit here and there.

But beyond that, guys, camerawork and lighting here is pretty decent, aside from some of the issues I already touched upon. Sound-mixing here is pretty good. And the music here is mainly just synth music. It actually reminds me a bit of what I heard in "Escape From New York", since John Carpenter is also a musician in his own right. And while I wouldn't say it's as good as it was there, or any of Carpenter's music work for that matter, it's still at least decent. So I can give the music here that much.

So, guys, when everything is said and done, am I able to recommend "VFW". Oh yes, guys, most certainly. It is a really good film and I would say it's much better than "Christmas Bloody Christmas", mostly because the characters aren't swearing as much here as they did in "Christmas Bloody Christmas". If you're a fan of old-school horror movies, then this movie is more or less an homage to how some of those movies operated back then. I myself really enjoyed this thing, although I can't say that it's perfect, or will end up being in my Top 5 this year. But still, I enjoyed this movie immensely, guys, and I'll certainly be adding it to my DVD collection. And since I just mentioned "Escape From New York", I'm gonna go and watch that next as soon I get done with this review.

Anyway, guys, with that, we come to the close of another Reaction & Review. Until next time, ladies and gentlemen, take care, and I will see you all later. Peace.

Reaction & Review | Monsterland

Welcome, ladies and gentlemen, to an all new Reaction & Review. Tonight, guys, I'm gonna be covering a horror anthology film from 2016. That movie is "Monsterland".

Now I do know a little bit about the premise of this movie. And I'm not talking about it being another anthology film, I mean I know about the framing device for it. Some guy is taking shelter inside of an abandoned movie theater while there's a "Monster Apocalypse" going on outside, and he's taking refuge to what'll ultimately be his last movie viewing experience. Now I do like that sort of premise, however, when it comes to anthology films, those things can be a mixed bag at best, as has this series has proven before.

And while I still want to like this film, I'm also expecting the worst out of it too because I've run into quite a bit of bad anthology films for this series. "Fright House", to me, is easily the top spot for the worst anthology film I've seen period. Now I'm hoping that this film won't reach that level, even if it does suck. However, I won't know if this thing is actually any good or not unless I shut up and I push play, and I'm gonna do that right now. So, without further ado, it's time to kick back, relax, and check out "Monsterland".

6 minutes later

Wait, that was it?! That whole first story was just a bunch of idiot teenagers/adults just being killed off by something underwater and nothing else. At least, that's what I'm going to assume anyways. And if it was, then that "story" was complete shit. Now if there's more to it here than maybe I'll take back what I said, unless this is a completely different story and that first one was just basically a waste of time. I'll find out soon enough.

30 seconds later

OK, never mind, we're *now* starting the first story of this anthology. So basically, I was right the first time, that prologue segment, or lack thereof, was just filler and nothing more. That was kinda bullshit, guys.

7 minutes later

The fuck is that thing?! It only appeared for a second, but apparently, this, uh, "thing" appeared in the back of Simon's head after his head got fucked up. I hope this movie will attempt to explain what the hell that is, otherwise, I'm just gonna be left wondering without getting any actual answers here.

3 minutes later

OK, guys, so, apparently, this maggot has a name. It's Brian. And for some reason, Simon hasn't attempted to kill this fucking abomination and somehow seems OK with him hanging out at his place. And also, I should mention, the way that they're digitally moving Brian's mouth here looks horrible. I'm kinda hoping that this story here either ends really quickly or they actually attempt to make some sense of it because I'm totally fucking lost here.

6 minutes later

Thank god, that story's fucking over. That was almost completely retarded. I hope that the rest of the stories here aren't nearly as stupid as that first one was.

6 minutes later

So apparently, this kid's pet mouse can glow green after he "experimented" by pouring down two different kinds of chemicals in his bowl. If it were me, I probably wouldn't even attempt to touch the mouse with my bare hands because I have no idea how infectious it really is because this kid is too stupid to even do something such as wearing gloves. But again, that's probably just me.

6 minutes later

OK, you know what? That was a hilarious way to end that second story. I actually really liked that one.

3 minutes later

Wait, so this guy's wife has been having nightmares for over a year now and *this* was the moment where they finally speak to a psychiatrist? Then what the fuck has this guy done for the past year to control his wife's nightmares? Unless stuff like sleeping pills or some kind of medicine didn't do the trick, then I have a little bit of a hard time believing that this guy has done shit while his wife was having nightmares. But then again, I haven't been married before, so what the hell do I know?

3 minutes later

You know, guys, I find it really kinda funny how he's been looking into what's causing his sleeping problems. And you wanna know where he's getting his information from? Fucking Wikipedia! Guys, I don't think I should have to tell you this, but Wikipedia isn't always the most reliable source when it comes to information. Granted, I only use Wikipedia to look up what year certain movies I cover for this series came out in, but other than that, I wouldn't fully trust getting your sources from mainly Wikipedia. Just saying.

9 minutes later

So, guys, we're now jumping into a new story here, and it's done with animation, too. Interesting. At least, I would say it's interesting, however, the animation in this segment looks like one of those flash games you play for free online. And it looks really stiff, too. I'm not totally sure how to feel about this one, guys.

3 minutes later

OK, never mind. Once again, that was just a random segment that was added in there just to fill time. And I'm thankful that one was real short, too, because the voice acting in that one was awful. But I'll get more into that later when I eventually cover this film.

7 minutes later

So let me see if I understand this. This psychotic idiot thinks he's turning into a vampire. And the first thing he does with our doctor, besides threatening him with a gun, he asks to pull his teeth out because they might be growing into vampire's teeth. Even though he just admitted earlier that he was "bitten" by a vampire. And I use the quotations there because we haven't even seen this bite of his, and yet, we're supposed to take this guy's word because fuck you, that is why. But even if it actually *does* exist, don't you think maybe you ought to focus on that first before you go for the teeth? I'm just saying, guys, it might be more helpful.

8 minutes later

I have no clue what the fuck I'm seeing here, guys. Apparently this whole thing is done with puppetry and I don't even know what the fuck's happening here. Oh, and one of them is actually King Ghidorah with Mothra's wings. Again, I have no clue what the fuck is going on here, guys. It's really more of a mindfuck.

3 minutes later

OK, and now we have an actual human actor in this thing. Granted, I don't know why that is considering everything else in this segment is not making any fucking sense. Then again, I don't know if there's even an actual story here and they just decided to say "fuck it" and let's just improvise shit as we go along. Oh, and now he just lost his fake beard as it turned into this weird-looking puppet with many eyes and colors...and it's shooting really shitty-looking rainbow beams at him. And now, he has the head of a pie...seriously, what the fuck am I watching?!

5 minutes later

So our next, and possibly last, story features our main character growing surgically implanted breasts because he answered an ad in the paper to be a stay at home Dad and get paid for it. This story is shit, guys. I don't even care if it even gets better. That concept alone already makes me hate this story more so than I did with the first one. I didn't even think that was fucking possible, but this story found a way to instantly be worse than all the stories in this entire anthology. That is almost terrifying, guys.

13 minutes later

Well, guys, for the third time this review, I was totally fucking wrong. We actually got one more story out of this anthology, and already, I believe I've found a big problem with this anthology. And I'll talk more about it later in the review, but the pacing in this movie is just really bad.

The Review

Well, guys, that was "Monsterland". Thank fucking god, it's done. I'm just gonna shut this movie off here...dear lord. Sorry, guys, but this is probably the first film that has completely fried my brain. I don't even know where to fucking start with this film because I fear I'd be here for at least a week trying to explain what the fuck I just watched.

Well, before I actually do talk about the issues that this movie has, I'm gonna talk about the biggest problem with this movie as a whole. The pacing here is just really bad. To start with, this anthology has a total of 7 stories. Which, normally, I would say is almost heard of. However, I do remember watching "HI-8 (Horror Independent 8)" earlier this year, which had a total of about 8 stories. So I'm not gonna complain about the number of segments in this film. What I am gonna complain about, however, are the in-between segments that occasionally appear throughout the movie. All the unnamed segments in this film are a complete waste of filler. These segments do nothing to help enhance the overall movie, which in turn brings the entire pacing down to a screeching halt. And I have no idea if this was a way to showcase potential segments that couldn't get turned into actual stories for this anthology, or if they just need them in here to pad out the runtime, which runs about an hour and 40 minutes. And that, guys, to me, is just way too fucking long. They could cut out all of the unnamed segments and the movie could've flowed a whole lot better.

Now while on I'm this subject, for this review, I'm not going to count any of the unnamed segments because, again, they just exist as filler. I'm only gonna be focusing on the 7 stories that do have titles to them, and see how they fare with their writing. And to start with, I'm gonna focus on the two worst segments first because both of them are fucking terrible. "Stay at Home Dad" is easily the worst segment simply because of it's premise alone. And normally, I wouldn't bash at a bad premise so long as they could make it work. But guess what? They didn't. The idea of an idiot Dad getting surgically implanted breasts so that he can get paid as a stay at home Dad is fucking retarded. That, plus I'm not a fan of children, so this segment was already dead on arrival to begin with. The first story "The Grey Matter" just ends up being some stupid romantic horror comedy where a maggot that came out of a guy's massively exposed head is giving love advice on how to score with a girl. And just to let you guys also know, in case you're new here, I hate romantic comedies. And this story ended up becoming shit the moment that stupid maggot started talking. So yeah, we have two awful stories. One at the beginning, and the other which was the second to last one of the anthology.

"Hellyfish" is also terrible as well, but I also have a feeling that one was to be intentionally bad, where it tried to parody all of those terrible shark movies that you would see on the Sy-Fy channel. Which probably would've been fine, except I'm not a fan of shark movies because I find the concepts to be completely stupid and not worth the time. And instead of sharks, we have killer jellyfish, all of which are terribly rendered in CG, but I'll get into that later when I cover special effects. And then we get to "Happy Memories", AKA the puppet segment. Now there's probably gonna be that one person who's seen this movie and says that there's some "deeper meaning" that I missed from that segment, and I don't want to hear it. Because there was no story there at all. It didn't even attempt to try and make some sense and just made it's own shit up as it progressed. The last time I watched a movie that came close to being a mindfuck was the 1989 horror film called "Dr. Caligari". At least there, however, it had a more coherent story when compared to...whatever the fuck this segment was trying to do. "Happy Memories" is not a story, and yet, somebody approved of this being in the actual film. And to that person, you can rightfully go fuck yourself.

Now, with all that being said, are there any segments here that are good? Yes, actually. The best story, at least to me, goes to "Curiosity Kills". And what makes this one so unique is the fact that the entire segment is done with almost no dialogue. The most dialogue you might get is if the kid's family is watching TV and you can hear a bit of the audio from it, or if someone's screaming. Beyond that, though, the most acting you get from this segment is done through body language and facial expressions. And it's really well done. The only slight problem with this approach is that you don't get to see or hear anyone's names. So, it's a slight downgrade, but the story itself is really funny. I want you to imagine an episode of "Tom and Jerry", but in this short film, Jerry got infected with radioactive waste and ends up killing almost the entire family that is represented by Tom. It's really a unique and funny story that I actually wound up laughing by the time it was finished. It is easily the best story of the entire anthology. Second place would have to go to "Hag", where the husband of this wife ends up having sleeping problems that ends up with a demon lurking over him. It's a pretty decent segment, overall. "House Call" I would've liked, if not for the execution of the story being really kinda stupid.

So overall, guys, I'm gonna shorten the whole thing for you. Out of the 7 stories in this anthology film, I only liked 2 of them. Which is a really bad batting average. Add on to the fact that this anthology film has terrible pacing, which makes this anthology a little bit more of a chore to watch. So...yeah, writing for most of the segments could've been a whole lot better. Now as for the acting, oh lord, where do I start? Well...I can say the acting here is OK. It's certainly not great, or even good for that matter, but it's far from the worst thing I've heard in a low budget horror movie of any kind. Really, guys, it's hard for me to pinpoint which was good or which was worst here because there's a lot of it that I can't really pin down. The only one I can think of is the unnamed segment with the stiff flash animation, where one of the actors sounded like he was recording it with his phone. But I can't really count that one because it's not part of any of the named segments here. So with that being said, I'm going to give the acting a pass here because I really can't pick which ones had the better acting, and which ones had the worst.

Special effects in this film are a giant mixed bag. Now obviously, since this is a low budget film, we're not aiming for the stars here. And rather than just talking about the effects for each of the segments, I'm going to summarize most of it for you here. The CG in this film is horrible. Most of that comes from the last segment "Hellyfish", which has all of the killer jellyfish rendered in terrible CG. It's the kind of CG that you would see on a Sy-Fy Channel Original Movie. Which, maybe that was the intention by the filmmakers of this segment, but that doesn't mean that I can't still criticize it. So yeah, the CG in that one was terrible. There's also kind of a cheap effect in "Curiosity Kills" where the mouse is glowing green and it's more or less just a cheap-looking visual effect. Also, at certain points, the camera will position itself in a first person view from the mouse's perspective and you can kinda notice how the mouse is more of a hand puppet. Which, again, looks really cheap, but it's actually cheap on a laughably bad level. I actually really dug the effects in that one.

Practical effects, like the makeup effects in "Hag" look decent. And as for the, uh, "creativeness" in "Happy Memories", well, a lot of the puppetwork and artistry looks...fine, I guess. The backgrounds in the segments look mostly done in green-screen, which does also add to the cheapness of the movie in a so bad, it's good kind of way. But yeah, guys, overall, the special effects in this thing are a mixed bag at best. Camerawork here is fine. The lighting here is fine. Sound-mixing here is also competent. The music, though, I really can't remember a single thing about this movie's music, so I'll just write it as passable. That's really the best way I can summarize because, again, I don't remember a single thing about it. So yes, guys, technical work here is fine.

So now, comes the hard part. When all is said and done, guys, am I able to recommend "Monsterland"? It's actually really tough to say. Because even though I only liked 2 of the 7 short films in this movie, I can't entirely deny that there is some merit in watching this movie. If you can find it cheap for about $5, go for it. Especially if you're somebody who's really into horror films, and you also like anthology films on top of that as well. And hey, you know what? If you somehow liked any of the other segments that I didn't like here, then that's great. More power to you if you enjoyed them. However, as for me, personally speaking, I can't really say that I'll be watching this film again because, as I just said, I only liked 2 out of the 7 short films here, and that's not good enough for me to keep this movie around in my DVD collection. I'm definitely going to be trading it in. Though before I do that, I do know an associate from work who might be interested in this movie because they're a big fan of horror films. So I'm gonna see if she wants it before I decide to trade it in officially. Now...I'm gonna go and watch something a little bit better. And you know what? I see my copy of "Chillerama" sitting on my DVD shelf and I need to rewatch it again after skipping out on it last year, because I really liked that film. So I'm gonna go and do that next as soon as I get done here.

Anyway, guys, with that, we come to the close of another Reaction & Review. Until next time, ladies and gentlemen, take care, and I will see you all later. Peace.